Funny Poem

Humor is one of the essential elements of life and it can ease out all the tension. Comical relief is always good and sets one in a good mood. Wit gives you relaxation and makes you strong enough to face the difficulties of life. A few lighter moments spent with family and friends can really make your life worth living. Valentines Day's vital message is to spread happiness and love throughout the world. The best way to celebrate your valentines day is to plan a get together with your partner or family and enlighten the spirit of the day with these hilarious poems. They are great therapeutic methods of taking off some of the stresses of life. Check them out here for a few funny poems for your Valentines Day celebration.

Timeless Valentine

As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear;
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you sets me aglow.

Time shifts my body; I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache; I can hardly move;
Still a smile from you, and I'm in the groove.

Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can't complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I'll never stop loving you.

Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I'll hang my sign,
Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."

Making Memories

I've been around the world.
I've observed the expansive Grand Canyon,
the towering Pyramids,
the lonely Eiffel Tower,
the exotic Rainforest,
and my own backyard.

I comfort and encourage you,
as I travel with you,
like a sole passenger,
that can not be forgotten.
I capture great, fantastic, magical, things,
and stockpile them deep within me.

I produce memories,
and hoard them,
just so you can hunt them out later.

I've been dropped,
sat on,
and stroked with small, sticky, children's fingers,
and nevertheless I do everything you ask.

And even if you misplace me on occasion,
when you unearth me,
you spend time with me.

I can erase your old memories,
even as you create new ones.
I am worn around your neck like the finest luxury jewels.

I am a Camera

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